"Hey, Mr. Rhead, why are we taking an entire school bus when it's just the two of us?"

"Because I can't very well ass fuck you from the driver's seat of my Ford Escort, kid!"

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That's what I wanted to tell them. But usually I'd just tell them that it was some sort of clerical error or something. Stop at Burger King enough times, and a kid will believe anything. And do anything.

God, I miss those fucking kids. I mean, fucking those kids.